Archive for March, 2005

TEXAS SUNSHINE

March 13, 2005


TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE GLORY DAYS IN TEXAS. SUN, WIND AND NO RAIN…SHOULD BE OUT IN THE YARD SHOVELING DOG CRAP FROM MY 2 SHAR-PEI”S…TROOPER AND PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY.TROOPER IS THE MALE AND HIS WIFE FOR LACK OF A NAME( I RESCURED HER AND SHE REFUSES TO ANSWER TO ANY NAME I HAVE TRIED) I JUST CALL HER PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY. IT WORKS. I NAMED TROOPER FOR ALL OUR TROOPS IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN….HE OBEYS COMMANS LIKE A GI INSTEAD OF A DOG. IF I WANT HIM TO SIT I SAY “AT EASE”…HE SITS…IF I WANT HIM TO LAY DOWN I SAY “IN COMING”…HE LAYS DOWN…WHEN I WANT HIM TO ROLL OVER I SAY ARE YOU AN OFFICER AND HE ROLLS OVER…GREAT DOG…PUPPYETC…JUST IS THE DOTING WIFE. SHE CLEANS HIS EYES, HIS TEETH, HIS…WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST….SHE IS A VERY GOOD WIFE…
I WONDER IF SOMEONE CAN HELP ME FIGURE SOMETHING OUT..WHY IS IT THAT I HAVE OVER COME DRUG ADICTION, ALCOHOLISM, SMOKING CIGERETTES BUT I CAN OVER COME BUSH IN THE WRITE HOUSE FOR 4 MORE YEARS….WHY OH WHY CANT I GET OVER IT…MY YANKEE GIRLFIEND WHO HATES HIM AS MUC AS I DO SAYS….ITS OVER….MOVE ON….BUT DAMN IT…I CANT…AND WHAT MAKES IT HARDER STILL IS I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIM ..WELL, 30 MILES..BUT THIS IS TEXAS….I WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND WEAR A TSHIRT THAT SAYS GEORGE W BUSH IS A LIEING ASSHOLE…BUT KNOW THEY WILL THROW MY ASS IN JAIL..AND BURY ME UNDER IT…OH WELL,GOING TO GO OUT AND ENJOY SOME TEXAS SUNSHINE…BYEBYE FROM THE TOWN OF GUMPS….

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE

March 12, 2005


SO I DONT PLAN ON FUCKING IT UP….IM SOOO NEW TO THE BLOGS I FELL VERY VIRGINAL..CONSIDERING I HAVENT HAD SEX IN OVER 19 YEARS, I ALMOST AM….HAVENT HAD SEX SINCE I HAD FEMALE ORGANS REMOVED..SO IM LIKE A 1943 CHEVY WITH A BRAND NEW MOTOR…NOT SURE WHAT IM DOING HERE FOLKS…BUT IM AMING TO TRY…HOPE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA….