Archive for August, 2005

IT WILL TAKE 2 TRIPS..BUT IM HAULING ASS

August 31, 2005


going to go take some pictures of the town before the traffic gets her and then will take some of the traffic..we have put in a new signal light since last west fest..that should be good for a few laughs..took some pictures here in the library and going to take picts of my sweet little town..will see ya’ll tomorrow at 3pm…library closed friday and sat. and sunday and monday so wont be back till tuesday..unless david’s computer is fixed…damn..i will be going into withdrawl..starting to get a nervous twitch in my neck just thinking about it…damn..fuck…oh man…this is enough to piss off the pope…

SOONER’S POST

August 31, 2005


i thought since i really didnt have much to blog about i would go back and read sooners post from the beginning..leaving messages on each one..well, almost each one..and its sooo funny…you can almost see where the crazy shit starts to get out of hand and he just fucking loses control and the crazyness just takes over…we have created a gigantic monster and i for one…love it…how did i ever ever…ever get along with out knowing soonerboy…i can die happy now…i have met the sooner..and it is all good..

BLOGGER PEOPLE ARE GOOD PEOPLE

August 31, 2005

have been jumping around reading eveyones blogs about what they think about katrina and the lives she has destroyed …and im really proud of all of you for your thoughts and prayers plus all the donations..i would like to thank you for not being a red state or a blue state but for being good americans…the goddess said she is very proud of her children…

REVENGE SHARON OSBOURNE STYLE

August 31, 2005


sometimes you gotta just laugh and walk away…this was in dallas am news yesterday…

How do you silence Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson? you pull the plug during his band’s show, of course.Sharon Osbourne, wife of rocker Ozzy Osbourne, admitted she cut the band’s power during a concert on this summer’s Ozzfest tour.”yes, I did cut Iron Maiden’s sound,” Ms.Osbourne said in a letter to Iron Maiden’s manager, Rod Smallwood. Among other misdeeds, she accused Mr. Dickinson of bad-mouthing her husband from the stage throughout the tour. During the same show this month, Iron Maiden’s memebers were pelted with eggs and debris from the crowd.”was Dickinson so naive to think that I was going to let him get away with talking (shit) about my family night after night?” Mr. Smallwood, on Iron Maiden’s web site, said the band deserved an apology.

yeah, there’s a big chance of Sharon saying im sorry to them…heehee..more like fuck you very much….

people are funny

4500 BLOGEYES…..BOY HOWDY

August 30, 2005

wow…how cool..thank you one and all…beers are on me at sooner’s …byob…(bring your own brownies)

MONDAY WAS A GOOD DAY AND NIGHT

August 30, 2005


i feel guilty..while mississippi, la, and other parts of the south are getting wailed on by katrina i had a most excellent day..and i really feel guilty..seems bad somehow to have such a great day while people are losing their homes and lives…
but i still had a good day.we are actually experiencing fall weather here in the little town of west…then monday morning my friend debi and her niece came by as i had checked out janet ivanovich’s latest book for them to read…gave her some friendship bracelets that i had braided, a journal for her daughter samantha along with some old rock and roll cassetts..oingo boingo, morrisey, u2, dead kennedys, dead milkmen(????? names may be wrong), ziggy marley and some others..and got invited to a bbq next monday at their place out in the country..goodie..
we also talked about when the giant great dane “baby” adopted me.so that was nice…then went to the library where henrietta had cataloged the historian and i got to be the first one to read it..its about drakula, vlad the inpaler..so far it is really good. but as big as a dictionary…then i spent 4 hours here in the library catching up on blogs and posting new blogs which is getting to be more fun all the time…but beginning to think it is a little weird that you folks are starting to take up more of my time and feelings than friends and family…oh well…
then i went and bought 2 disposeable cameras and going to go around town and take pictures and take them at west fest and get them on my blog site if it kills me..took picture of the gigantic czech flag that is flying down at bolton’s chevy dealership…big ass flag..usually it is the texas flag waving but for west fest the czech flag goes up..and man the clouds..they were just beautiful yesterday and today also…i love texas clouds..then watched the monday night football game til it was a rout and then watched the rest of prison break….yeah right…that could happen…speaking of which ..what ever happened to juday tanuda…she was soooo funny and i miss her..dont you know she would have some great things to say about what is going on in the news today? then i watched letterman which was really good. had great top ten list of why bush knows he’s having a bad vacation…pretty damn funny. then john macenro was on and he was good. then andy dick got on and we found out why his last name is “dick”…what a putz…
but the capper of the night was a 2 hour rock and roll documentary on “queen”…it was soo good..miss freddy mercury..so it was a great day and night..then i turn on news this am and the horrow and distruction in mississippi was heart breaking..and i have friends that live near new orleans and cant get a hold of her..and doesnt mentalheathrn live in mississippi? how is she…has anyone heard…well, shit..im so ate up with guilt for having a good day. going to go to church and light some more candles…maybe redo my check book and see if i cant come up with another $10 for red cross…

I LOVE PBS..

August 29, 2005


sat is great for cooking show on pbs..there is one that is my favorite..not so much for the recipes or the cooking knowledge but just to listen to the “chef”…it is called capfire cafe..and the cook is either from broken pelvic, idaho, or pubic hair, wyo. or maybe dipshit,alabamahe cracks me up..this week he was making a dressing and it called for “ball sam-ik vin’ger”…i swear that is what he called it.. i laughed so hard rocky got up and left the house..sat. night we had one of those lovely texas rains…soaked the yard good, watered my plants and i went out and did my little rain goddess thank you dance…got mud all over the kitchen floor…oh well.i have been in such a happy happy happy mood…the cowboys have won 2 straight…beat houston which will give me some thing to rub in on the houston kinfolk if i go to the reunion..still havent decided if im going or not..if i dont and stay in west i will take pictures of my little town and send them out..still trying ot figure out how to scan and put on blog site..no one here knows how to use it…doh…i just finished reading a book i had read before and enjoyed and thought i would recommend it to you ..it is american tabloid by elroy lenord or lenord elroy one of the two..i have old farts desease…i had a weepy phone call with the little goddess and she said i must say im sorry to my son for what i said about his wife…so i did..i emailed it to him..was going to call but my luck she would answer the phone and ..well, we wouldnt want that…so im sorry….no matter how funny i thought it sounded or how pissed i was at her i should not have said it and especially on my blog site and then ask him to read it..kind of shitty of me…but i never said i was a nice person…so anyhow..we’ll see how that bit goes…im almost embarrased to say this..but i want soap operas..or day time dramas as they like to be called now…i started out 40 years ago watching another world and days of our lives… when they took another world off the air i was pissed for three years..hell, im still pissed about it…now i watch days, general hospital(just to see sonny grin and see those dimples) guiding light( i like reva, she’s nuts), young and the restless just to see if victor will ever change his expression or grow a personality..i used to watch bold and the beautiful but that one chick who sleeps with all the forrester men creeps me out..she has been down on everything but the titantic..kind of like sonny on general hospital..who gets more ass than a toilet seat…but something that i noticed on them is the amt of plastic surgury they have had…and how fucking skinny they are…the actress that plays hope on days of our lives looks like a walking talking skeleton …and the actress that plays caroline has had so much surgury that he teeth dont even fit her mouth anymore..she looks like that scary guy that played the preacher in poltigist 11..she looks like she is near death…and there is so much collegen in the lips of the woman on bold & beautiful(taylor??) that if she bit her lip she would drown before anyone could get her to the hospital…im not against plastic surgury but there is a point where these people are starting to look un human…or not human…they look chinese…no wrinkles, no fat, no bags, no …..nuffin..what the fuck do they eat to get so skinny..or do they eat at all…?? pretty weird…but if i had the money i would get clipped, snipped, tucked, sucked and have every thing lifted but my personality…you would be able to build another person with the fat they could get off me..yeah, like that is going to happen…

DALLAS PAPER HAD ALL KINDS OF GOOD SHIT THIS PAST SUNDAY

August 29, 2005


man, what a bunch of good stuff i have to blog about..dallas am news was chock full of good stuff. stupid stuff and stuff that makes you be grateful there is a 5 day waiting to buy guns…ok, here goes..
COUPLE’S HOME A TV TARGET..
la habra, calif.. acouple whose home was wrongly identified on national television as belonging to an Islamic radical has faced harassment, and police are providing special protection.
After the news report ran on fox news on aug 7th, people have shouted profaities at Randy and Ronnell Vorick and spray-painted “terrorist”(spelling in “terrist”)on their property.
“im scared to go to work and leave my kids home. I call them every 30 minutes to make sure they’re ok,”, Mr. Vorick said.
JOhn Loftus, a former federal prosecutor who hosts inside scoop with john luftus, gave out the house address during the broadcast.
Police have patrolled their house since the day after the broadcast and now have a squad car across the street.
He said the home belonged to Iyad Hilal, whose group, Mr. LOftus said, has ties to those responsible for the July 7 bombins in London. But Mr. Hilal moved out of hte house about 3 years ago..
Mr. Loftus apologized but also said:”mistakes happen….That was the best information we had at the time”
well, kiss my ass and call me friendly…what an asshole…some fucking mistake..no accountability for the fucker..some one should kick his ass..
now this article is about the earth and the core of the earth that is found to be spinning faster than the plantet..
the solid core taht measures about 1,500 in diameter is spinning about one-quarter to one-half degree faster per year, thatn the rest of the world.The spin of the earth’s core is an important part of hte dynamo that created the planet’s magnetic field and they believe that magnetic interaction is responsible for the different rates of spin..they calculated that the core is spinning slightly faster than the rest of hte lanet and is a bit lumpy…ok, ill buy that…makes sense…BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN????
is the earth going to spin out of control? are we going to go hurtling thru space all of us being flung of the earth into the wild blue yonder???pisses me off. now i have something else to fucking worry about…assholes..
one of the few things g. gordon liddy has ever said that i agree with…
the problem REv. Robertson has is you can be a politcal leader, you can be a religious leader, but it’s very difficult to be both…”..no shit sherlock.

Shreveport, La. police say:
that a man apporached a clerk at a convenience store after spending 40 minutes in the bathroom, stuck his hand under his shirt, and announced that he was robbing the store and had a gun..
the clerk told the man she knew it wasn’t a gun, and they argued, then scuffled.
the clerk grabbed a baseball bat from behind the counter and began to beat him, then noticed the fork under his shirt. she chased him from the store, still hitting him with the bat.
a customer took a pistol from his car, fired it in the ground and held the man for police. police said
Derrick Dwayne Franklin, 24, was taken to jail on a charge of attempted armed robbery..
WHAT A SCHMUCK….yes, i know it means prick in yiddish…gave me a good laugh though

something for all you people that are screaming about how we are in iraq to give them freedom..

“THIS IS THE FUTURE OF THE NEW IRAQI GOVERNMENT..IT WILL BE IN THE HANDS OF THE CLERICS. I WANTED IRAQI WOMEN TO BE FREE, TO BE ABLE TO TALK FREELY AND TO BE ABLE TO MOVE AROUND. I AM NOT GOING TO STAY HERE”….DR. RAJA KUZAI, SECULAR SHITE MEMBER OF IRAQ’S NATIONAL ASSEMBLY..AUG. 24TH..
the iraqi women will have less freedom now after bush’s little run for freedom for the people of iraq than they did before..

some controversial comments by pat robinson…
I THINK FEDERAL JUDGES ARE DESTROYING THE FABRIC THAT HOLDS OUR NATION TOGETHER.THE GRADUAL EROSION OF HTE CONSENSUS THAT’S HELD OUR COUNTRY TOGETHER IS PROBABLY MORE SERIOUS..THAN A FEW BEARED TERRORISTS WHO FLY INTO BUILDINGS..(ROBERTSON SAID THIS THIS YEAR ON ACTIVIST JUDGES)

“WHEN LAWLESSNESS IS ABROAD IN THIS LAND, THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN HERE THAT HAPPENED IN NAZI GERMANY. MANY OF THOSE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN ADOLF HITLER WERE SATANISTS, MANY OF THEM WERE HOMOSEXUALS. THE TWO SEEM TO GO TOGETHER…(HE SAID THIS IN 93 WHEN THEN PRESIDENT CLINTON ANNOUNCED HE WAS ORDERING AN END TO A BAN ON GAYS IN THE MILITARY.)

“I WOULD WARN ORLANDO THAT YOU’RE RIGHT IN THE WAY OF SOME SERIOUS HURRICANES AND I DON’T THINK I’D BE WAVING THOSE FLAGS IN GOD’S FACE.”(HE SAID THIS ABOUT A GAY EVENT IN FLORIDA IN 98)

IN A FUND-RAISING LETTER IN 92 IN OPPOSITION TO A PROPOSED EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDENT TO THE IIOWA CONSTITUTION, MR. ROBERTSON SAID IT WAS PART OF A “FEMINIST AGENDA” THAT”IS NOT ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN.” INSTEAD, “IT IS ABOUT A SOCIALIST, ANTIFAMILY POLITICAL MOVEMENT THAT ENCOURAGES A WOMEN TO LEAVE THEIR HUSBANDS, KILL THEIR CHILDREN, PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT, DESTROY CAPITALISM AND BECOME LESBIANS”…LATER MR. ROBERTSON SAID AN AIDE WROTE THE LETTER…
yeah right..

wow, and you all wonder why i find the christian right so loathsome…

and best of the best ..the sunday doonsbury…
“good news, folks! My partner here has just returned from right-wing radio’s latest “truth tour” in Iraq!So, Chase-did you ever leave the safety of the green zone?”
“are you kidding? My producer and i toured the real bahdad.We didn’t just report from our hotel rooms like the liberal media!”
“So what’d you find?”
“Wall to wall good news. For instance, Iraqi’s now average 10 hours of electric power every day, not the 9 hours you always read about.and we only saw 30% unemployment not the 35% reported in cnn horror lies. and the “200” civilians who die every week according to the left wing press? well, guess what?it’s barely 195. the streets are much less dangerous than the liberal media want you to think. our convoy only came under fire twice.I’ve never felt safer.”
“really? how did your producer feel?”
“well, he was kidnapped, but that could have happened anywhere”

yup, i love doonsbury…

so that is my news for the day….
and always remember to be alert…..the world needs more lerts..

SOONER’S RECREATIONAL POT TAKES A DETOUR

August 27, 2005

read in the dallas am news that they busted two guys with 600 lbs of pot, someplace in oklahoma..there goes sooners supply for the bar. damn…that will cut back on the brownies.

WELCOME TO BLOGVILLE, BABY GODDESS

August 25, 2005


Well, i finally wore her down..my daughter is now a blogger…and not afraid to let anyone know who she is kin to..she is mojo32 and her blog is entitled YELLOWDOG GRANNY IS MY MOTHER…brave kid..sooner and babs have welcomed her with open arms…she has already had to listen to me rave on about my “buds” here in bloggerville and tried to explain soonerville to her but could mentally picture her eyes glazing over..she’s always had the ability to write”good” and expect her to have fun with this…but she does have a very full life…does more in one day than i do in a week…which is why i spend so much time with you all…(all ya’ll).just so you will know what kind of mind you will be dealing with (other than she is my only daughter)..when we were living in calif we had a townhouse apt..2 beds, 2 baths upstairs..down stairs was bath,living room dinning room and large kitchen…we have always been a going to the movie family…and we had gone to see High Anxiety with mel brooks as he is one of my hero’s..now if you havent seen the movie it is a spoof on all the hitchcock movies…and mel and some flunky are in this room and some one throws a rock thru the window…flunky says i got it…and reads the note…etc ….each time a rock gets thrown thru another window it gets bigger..and he always says “i got it” and picks it up ..by the time the last one is thrown it is a bolder the size of a washing machine.and he says I got it and is staining and grunting and carrying on..this is all thru the movie…so the next day after the boys have gone to school it is just mojo and I..im in kitchen fixing lunch she is in down stairs bathroom going to the bathroom and I hear in a strained voice..”I got it…”…..”nope, I dont got it”…………..
“i got it”…….”nope, I dont got it”…this goes on for 3-4 minutes and then finally I hear “ahhhhh, I got it”…and could hear this splash….I fell in the floor laughing my ass off…she was 2 years old…funny kid even then…that’s my girl..