TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY..


tada….if i had known i was going to live this long(62)..i would have taken better care of myself…but lets move on to what is really important..bush is an asshole..and i am all a twitter from his huge blunders and gigantic mistakes…and the wall are tumbling down..bush staffers are now going to have to take ethics seminars..well, doh about time..shouldnt this been taken care of …like …in the first few weeks of his presidency???so for the past five years it has been katy bar the door, we have no ethics…fuck me till i chain smoke..and to add insult to injury..the cia want to start a criminal investigation into the leaks aout the secret prisons and the torture that is going on in them..you dipshits didnt you hear your fearless leader..the usa doesnt torture..why do pictures of naked iraqi prisoners with hoods on their heads and battery wires attached to their testicles keep popping into my mind..??..the worm is turning folks…yes it is…people are staring to wise up …the emperor has no clothes..and like the tin man…no brain…there are still die hards like my cousin and his ditsy group that still think all is well, and bush is a prince…im sure in his heart of hearts he still thinks the easter bunny is on his way…and checks under his pillow at night for that damn quarter for his tooth he left in the first grade..
did anyone see president carter on charlie rose? i love pbs..really and truly i do…carter should have made as much sense in his 4 year run at president as he did on the charlie rose show…i like how he says’ the current administration” with just a trace of a sneer on his face..huh huh…cracks me up..talked about how aids was being spread faster than they could keep up with it in africa because the “current administration” wont fund groups that want to pass out free condoms as it may prevent the spread of aids but it does the unforgiveable..it is a form of birth control…these people should wear full body condoms so they dont spread their stupidity…fuck me till i square dance..the only upside of all this stupid republican nonsense…is the back lash…democrats have won several elections because bush came out and stumped for the republican candidate…heehee ..makes me laugh soooo hard….
now…on ward to the christian soldiers…not of the war in iraq, but the war against them sinning homo’s…this article in the paper made me confused as i just fucking didnt get it…still dont..someone explain it to me ..please..ok, here tis.
SOLDIER’S FUNERALS DRAW PROTESTERS
OKLAHOMA CITY..WITH HER 6-YEAR OLD SON WEARING A SHIRT SAYING, “GOD HATES HOMOSEXUALS,” SHIRLEY PHELPS-ROPER GREETED MOURNERS ATTENDING A SLAIN SOLDIER’S FUNERAL IN EDMOND THIS WEEK WITH SIGNS PREDICTING THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA.
MS. PHELPS-ROPER WAS ONE OF A HANDFUL OF MEMBERS OF THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH IN TOPEKA, KAN., AT TUESDAY’S FUNERAL OF ARMY PFC.DAVID MARTIN.THE CHURCH MEMEBERS, WHO HAVE PROTESTED SOLDIER’S FUNERALS IN OKLAHOMA AND ELSEWHREE, SAY GOD IS PUNISHING U.S. SOLDIERS FOR DEFENDING A COUNTRY THAT HARBORS GAYS.
THE SIGNS INFURIATED MANY VETERANS WHO CAME TO THE FUNERAL TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORT FOR THE SOLDIER’S FAMILY. THE PROTESTERS ALSO HAVE DRAWN THE IRE OF A STTE LAWMAKER, WHO IS PROPOSING A BAN ON ANY PUBLIC DEMONSTATIONS AT FUNERALS.
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT FIVE HOURS OR MORE OF SANCTIFIED TIME FOR THE FAMILY TO GRIEVE,” SAID MR. WESSELHOLF, R-MOORE.
IN RESPONSE, MS. PHELPS-ROPER SAID SHE AND OTHER MEMBERS OF HER CONGREGATION PLAN TO INCREASE THEIR PROTESTS IN OKLAHOMA.
“YOU DON’T GET TO TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY CAN’T TALK BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE THEIR MESSAGE,” SHE SAID.
well, fuck me till i lisp..oh wait..i already do …

just a little thought for the day before i run to the house…
women and the penis…
a penis to a woman is like a puppy….you can pet it, stroke it, kiss it, give it a warm place to sleep and it will fetch for you…
have a good weekend….jac

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14 Responses to “TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY..”

  1. Babs Says:

    HAPPY BIRHTDAY JACKIESUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bush is a moron….

    What is it about you Scorpios??? Today is also my favorite ex-boyfriend’s birthday. I have many friends that are Scorpios….We just seem to attract. And I’m a Capricorn…kinda strange.

  2. mentalexcrements Says:

    Happy Birthday fellow Scorpio!

  3. tinylife Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    This being my first time to your blog, i’ve heard so much about the amazing and funny way that you write. Sure enough, just reading your last post cracks me up! A toast to yet another scorpio from blogster, have yourself a fucking great day and i’m so glad i came by!!

  4. Blogdreamz Says:

    Happy Birthday. Funny, I just wrote a blog on my father who passed away 12 years ago today.

  5. Lisa Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
    and a well posted blog.

  6. soonerfan78 Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKIESUE!! Bush is a fuckhead!

  7. Anonymous Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKIESUE and many, many, many more years to torment the Religeous Right, he he they havn’t meet you, they are in for a very big, very nasty suprise 🙂 Anyway, put your diet aside for a minute or two to eat some birthday cake and drink a 40….love and hugz, Linda

  8. Nit Wit Says:

    Happy Birthday Jackiesue!!!!
    I agree Bush was named after the creature who has the closest brain capasity he has.
    My apoligies to the Bushes of the plant world, but sometimes the truth hurts.
    Wish you could post more from other home instead of the Library. You always brighten my day.

  9. Clance' McClannahan Says:

    Happy Birthday Jackie Sue!!
    I agree dubyuh is a moron too!
    To tell you the truth Scorpio women usually hate me. I never figured out why. I am just a typical Aquarian woman…must be a wierd square there with the few that I have met or something.
    Love reading ya!!

  10. apositivepessimist Says:

    what a stupid fucking cunt bitch. how dare she do that there at his funeral. fucking fucked up religious fuckwits.

    and OI…HAPPY BIRFDEE TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  11. leo myshkin Says:

    happy fucking birthday!!

    i’ll bet the gang doesn’t spend any time on ethics. they’ll be making paper airplanes and farting noises from their armpits. oh, yeah they’ll also be comparing notes on how much money their making.

  12. Chris Says:

    Top 10 Bush bloopers of all time.
    Check out my blog as well.
    The Best Damn Blog Period

  13. Chris Says:

    Let me try this again.
    Top 10 Bush bloopers of all time.

  14. mentalexcrements Says:

    Where are ya? Did you eat too much cake?

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