STUFF…AND NONSENSE


I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT EVERY HAPPENED TO MONTY ROCK THE THIRD…AND WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LEON REDBONE? I USED TO THINK HE WAS THE HOTTEST LITTLE THING THAT CAME DOWN THE PIKE…THINK IT WAS THE WHITE SUITS HE WORE AND THAT HIS NAME WAS REDBONE…NOW THERE IS A TURN ON FOR YOU..

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE HUMAN BODY DURING THE FIRST YEARS OF LIFE MUST KILL ROUGHLY HALF THE BRAIN CELLS IT’S BORN WITH?AND IN FOREST GUMP’S CASE THE PROCESS IS STILL ON GOING…

ALSO DID YOU READ IN PAPER OR SEE ON TV ABOUT THE OPERATION THAT THEY PREFORMED ON THE WOMAN WHO HAD HER FACE CHEWED UP BY DOGS?? THEY ARE TRANSPLANTING HER A NEW FACE…NOW THAT IS A WONDERFUL THING BUT DIDNT JOHN TRAVOLTA AND NICHOLAS CAGE ALREADY DO THAT A FEW YEARS AGO? AND I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR FOREST GUMP TO HAVE HIS FACE TRANSPLANTED TO HIS REAR END..SO HE COULD KISS HIS OWN ASS…

I RECEIVED A NEWS LETTER FROM TRIXIE (THE DOG)…SHE IS DEAN KOONTZ YELLOW LAB AND SHE SENDS OUT NEWSLETTERS TO HIS FANS THAT WRITE TO HIM..I STARTED WRITING TO HIM OVER 15 YEARS AGO..TRIXIE SAYS A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER IS ONE OF HIS BOOKS..BUT THAT SAUSAGE IS EVEN BETTER..AND NOT TO SEND HER BOOKS AS SHE WOULD RATHER HAVE LOTS OF SAUSAGES…ME TOO…BUT BOOKS ARE GOOD ALSO..WHO KNEW I HAD SO MUCH IN COMMON WITH A DOG NAMED TRIXIE…?

THE LIBRARY HAS A LITTLE ENTRY ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INSIDE AND THEY HAVE PLACED AN ACTION REACTION PLANT THAT SCREAMS OUT MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHEN YOU COME INTO THE ROOM..SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME EVERY TIME I COME..TOLD HENRIETTA SHE WAS GOING TO GO OUT THERE ONE DAY AND I WOULD EITHER BE IN A WHIMPERING HEAP IN THE FLOOR OR WOULD BE CAUGHT IN THE ACT OF THROWING THE SONOABITCH OUT THE DOOR..MERRYFUCKINGCHRISTMASMYASS…BAH HUMBUG…

LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST POST TIL SAT…STILL WAITING FOR MY COMPUTER…FUCK ME TILL IM AN ICON…

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2 Responses to “STUFF…AND NONSENSE”

  1. Babs Says:

    You would think she would get tired of hearing the damn thing all day long too.
    You’re typing in all caps again!!! But I’ll still read you. I post your stuff for you but don’t read it till later. Then it feels like you posted it or maybe I just new I had till Saturday to get around to making comments on your posts! hehehehehe

  2. apositivepessimist Says:

    yeaah i seen that about the nose and lip plant lady…pretty clever…wonder if she got to pick the lips and nose…hmmm.

    i can see that plant having its leaves ripped off soon…least it still wishes a merry christmas aye.

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