CHRISTMAS IN WEST, BY GOD, TEXAS


Sat we had our West Christmasfest…i volunteered and helped run the cake walk…i had so much fun ..playing the music…stopping the music .calling out numbers and giving away cakes, cookies, kolaches and all sorts of goodies…i hammered up signs, played a little bingo ..ate a great hamburger from bold springs baptist church…they make the best hamburgers in town..really…so good..first i have had in months..i got there about 10:30am and stayed till 4pm…taught some little boys how to spit thru their fingers to ward off evil so they would win at bingo…that was fun…then sat on santa’s lap and asked for a tummy tuck, liposuction, and a breast reduction..the mayor was santa and he laughed so hard at me he nealy wet his santa suit..finally went home and took a nap..all that heat..man..i even got a sun burn…
i had made plans to go to the high school to see scott podsednik and damn if i didnt forget..was so pissed after the cowboys game all i wanted to do was sulk anyhow…they said it was really great..the gym was fulll..packed and had people standing…he answered questions and talked about how his life had changed for the better..damn ..cant believe i forgot…
fuck me till i forget

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2 Responses to “CHRISTMAS IN WEST, BY GOD, TEXAS”

  1. apositivepessimist Says:

    uhm you sure that was that kind of wetness? all that flesh talk mighta got him off js.

  2. Babs Says:

    Good for you for teaching the little ones things they won’t learn in school!!
    Poor Santa, you coulda given the guy a heartattack!
    The Cowboys sucked. They should have given the whole state prozac after that game.

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