THREE BIGGEST LIES BY MEN AND WOMEN


WOMEN…..
1. i LOVE YOU
2. I’M ON THE PILL
3. I’VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

MEN….
1. I LOVE YOU TOO
2. DON’T WORRY..I HAD A VASECTOMY
3. I PROMISE..I WON’T COME IN YOUR MOUTH

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7 Responses to “THREE BIGGEST LIES BY MEN AND WOMEN”

  1. MentalExcrements Says:

    LMAO!

  2. BriteYellowGun Says:

    LOL! I’ve actually seen these before but still funny.

    RYC: Thanks Jackie. I know who you are talking about though, “Bookemdanno”. I used to be on Blogster and I told him how to find me here but he never came to visit so…. We had a good rapport over there but I just figured he was busy now or something.

  3. yellowdog granny Says:

    he really is busy..he is doing some plays and is writing one too..he has been my friend for about 12 years. and i havent heard from him in over a month..plus i know he is having money problems and that makes him hibernate some too…

  4. Babs Says:

    It’s true…said in most innocent voice while bashing eyelashes, “I’ve never done this before.”
    hehehehehehehehehe
    We are good at that one, aren’t we?

  5. chattymoon2012 Says:

    I needed a good laugh about now it’s so cold up here, and I’m not too happy. Ever wonder where the hot flashes go when you really need them?????

  6. soonerfan78 Says:

    “I swear, I will not come in your mouth this time. I was just weak last time, I LOVE YOU, HONEY! And don’t worry, I had a vasectomy. And I filed for divorce today.I’ve just got to back there to get my things. And, oh, she’s harmless, she’s just my secretary, we flirt harmlessly all the time.”

    “OH, the makeup om my collar? Well, I’m surprised at your jealousy, I just gave my dear old Grandmother a hug and a peck on the cheek! Why am I taking a shower as soon as I get home? It was a hell of a workout at the gym, my trainer REALLY busted my balls.”

  7. B. Says:

    hello!! i’m a somewhat frequent visitor but have never left you a comment before. i like your blog. it’s sassy. but i’m sure you get that often. you said in a recent post that you would like to test out your new horoscope book. i’m not sure if you would like to do this for strangers, but i thought i’d give you a good one because astrologers’ eyes’ always pop when i give them my coordinates.
    b – b. oct. 29, 1978. time: 7:45 am. place: ottawa, ontario, canada. (i’m a scorpio sun sign with libra moon.)
    anyway, beyond that, i just wanted to say that your entries always always make me laugh. thanks.
    have a good day.

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