IM SOOO FUCKING BORED


I was up till 5am and slept till 11am.I keep going into the kitchen to fix me something to eat but there are dishes in the sink, the counter, on top of the microwave and stove…there is something green growing in a cup…I think I may have discovered the cure for hair loss…It is soo nasty in the kitchen even Rocky won’t go in there. He insists on eating all his meals out on the porch now..I opened the front door and a small herd of cockroaches ran out..ok, its not that bad..but I do need to go clean up in there…just lazy….
Went to Jamie’s and helped doctor her male pits (Kilo)mouth…anyone who has a pit or ever owned one knows that once they get a chew bone they don’t stop till it is gone…and she bought them a sack full of them and Kilo has gone through about 3 of them and now the inside of his mouth and lips are sore and raw…so I went over and smeared vitamin e and neosporen on them…also gave her a aloe vera plant and said to try and get him to eat some of the juice out of the stalks…I am a firm believer that vitamin e and aloe vera will cure anything.
My house smells so good from the candles…and drank so much green tea that my urine is green.These are Starbucks tea…very good tea..but the little messages on the back of each tea bag cracks me up…like on “calm”…”A single cup of Taxo Calm
has been known to have the same effect as sitting for 45 minutes in a mountain meadow on a sunny day..”(and rubbed leisurely with coconut oil by a muscular native boy).”Joy”..”There is joy everywhere in life if you know where to look.In this filterbag, for instance.” (Most especially if you light and smoke the contents of filterbag.) “Darjeeling”..”Sitting on the porch of a bungalow on a tea plantation in Darjeeling.You can see the peaks of Everest and Kanchenjunga as you sip a cup of this esquisite brew.Life is good.”(Don’t forget that shot of 191 proof Bacaradi’s).
“Envy”.”Envy is best defined by the experience of watching someone next to you quietly sipping this tea while your own cup sits empty.”(Having enough money for bail when you kick the crap out of said tea drinker and drink his tea.)
Yup, Im bored…fuck me till I drink coffee

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