MY FOURTH RESOLUTION


4…..I resolve not to drink, do drugs, smoke or have sex. Unless these following men become available.
1.Brad Pitt
2.Antonio Banderas
3.Craig Bierko
4. David Letterman
5.Angelina Jole…(I may not be a lesbian but even I think she’s hot)

Advertisements

One Response to “MY FOURTH RESOLUTION”

  1. Scottish Toodler Says:

    I know so many chicks who want to do Angelina! Straight chicks that have always cringed from a joke about doing other chicks! I don’t get it! My one lesbian friend has every movie she has ever been in. I am going to get her a vibrator with a picture of angelina on the handle!!!Here’s to drinking, smoking and having some hot sex!!!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: