LUCKY SUNSABITCH


That is exactly what I feel like…a lucky susabitch…It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood..Texas is shinning down on her citizens in West. I am sitting at the comuter and looking to my left I can see 2 red birds playing butt tag through the bare trees and behind me I can hear Mathew chatting up Oprah..Rocky has stumbled in, eaten his dinner, licked his balls and left again for more pussy adventures. I got tired of waking up looking like woody woodpecker so cut my hair again..I no longer look like woody woodpecker, now I look like a short fat redneck lesbian…No matter what I do,when I cut my hair I look butch…If I wore make up it wouldn’t look so bad, but I quit wearing makeup when I didn’t have to go to work any more.I do put it on for rare occasions, like funerals, to see Kinky or for holidays so I won’t look so spooky when family pictures are taken. I have never been overly concerned with my appearance…oh maybe when i was in my late 20’s and early 30’s..but I have always been a what you see is what you get girl and what you get now is short….fat….and onery….
Damn, the big black birds have chased off my red birds…I think maybe they are grackles after all…They piss me off, when I put out seed they come out and chase all the red birds, blue jays and wrens off and eat it all up.
My aloe vera plant and ivy plant are just busting out…they are the only plants I can grow and not kill. I used to have better luck with my plants, but now I get forgetful and first thing I know I’m yanking up plants by their dead roots.
I had plans of going to the laundry today, but as pretty as it is I decided to just sit here and enjoy the lovely weather. oops, Mathew’s gone and now John Legend is on…such a great voice.I also had a lengthy blog about forest gump and his new budget and how we were going to get fucked by him and his lil buddies..thought…oh…fuck it….just so tired of ranting and raving about that idiot…it does no good…it’s like running full tilt boogie into the wall…head first…we are stuck with the ass hole for what 3 more years? Kill me now..All I can say is that each of us has the power to make changes..vote…vote..vote…join your city council, run for election, force changes…I still have hopes that we can get good hair perry out of Texas…if not Kinky than Bell..the democrat…if I didn’t have such a less than glorious past I would run…ha…With my reputation…I couldn’t run for dog catcher and expect to win…unless shooting husbands is a qualification..then I would win..hands down….Hope where ever you live the weather is as wonderful as it is here in West, because right now..all I can think is I sure feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t live in West, by Goddess, Texas………………..

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13 Responses to “LUCKY SUNSABITCH”

  1. yellowdog granny Says:

    i am going to meat market and buy 4 slices of great bacon and come home and make me a blt sandwich…with avacados

  2. Nit Wit Says:

    You got my attention with the bacon but lost me with the avacados.
    I make a Bacon and egg sandwich with salad dressing.
    The red birds might be the ones that spend the summer in the trees around my house.
    It is cold here and even though the sky was blue there was snow falling earlier today. I have trouble posting about the gang in Washington too.
    Judging by what we keep learning about the people who are in office now there’s not much that would keep you from being elected.

  3. Ann Says:

    I try to wear more makeup, but then a week later, and I totally forget, and suddenly it’s been 2 months without makeup.
    I can’t keep a plant alive for the life of me. I just lack the ability somehow.
    As for the moron ruling the world? It terrifies me, but he pretty much bought his election, so there’s nothing to do but wait it out.

  4. lovelylady Says:

    YOu go you lucky sonofabitch! LOL! That’s kool.. Enjoy the day!!! As they say Carpe Diem! (SP) is that it? Oh whatever.. Have a continued happy night! 🙂

  5. Jack the Blogger Says:

    We have a family of redbirds (cardinals) that live somewhere nearby. I see them just about every day; a couple of males and a couple of females. The weather here in Illinois is colder now, but we just finished up with the 2nd warmest weather in history. Nice.
    As long as the snow stays away until Spring, I can deal with a few cold days. 😉

  6. Beansidhe Says:

    I just got your e-mail with the comments from that ‘jamdaddy’ person that posted on your blog earlier.

    I went and took a look at his blog. He looks very much like George Galloway. This answers a lot of questions for me. 🙂

    P.S. And the e-mail about mental health day cracked me up! cheers.

  7. JDaaris Says:

    The weather is cool and clear here; the birds are singing up a storm, and I don’t want to work anymore!

  8. BriteYellowGun Says:

    Don’t feel sorry for me! I never liked Texas all that much to begin with! But your weather does sound better than ours today. I woke up to about an inch of snow on the ground! YUCK!!!!!!! I had hoped we’d get through the winter with none but no such luck.

  9. leo myshkin Says:

    how’s kinky doing these days? i haven’t heard much of him since that 60 minutes show.

  10. lilly Says:

    Could you make me anymore jealous?? What I would give to be in that weather right now!

  11. Lisa Says:

    i’m glad that you’re enjoying the weather. no, not a good day to go do the laundry. it’s wrong to go to the laudromat on sunny days. it’s just wrong.
    damned black birds.

  12. chattymoon2012 Says:

    I like a just plain ole’ bacon sandwhich, white toast buttered, and about a pound of crispy bacon between the slices. Nuthin’ else. The avacado sounds great to me. We used to make avacado sandwhiches: mash up the guts and save the big pit to grow a vine with. Mix in some mayo and salt and pepper to your taste. Spread on white bread. Not wheat. Not toasted. Isn’t it funny how the sandwhiches of our younger days tasted much better on white bread, rather than wheat which we have to eat to be healthy…What a wonderful day in your neighbourhood. Enjoy it. Pretty soon it will be the end of the world as we know it,lol *cackle, cackle*

  13. Babs Says:

    I’m reading this now that it’s fucking cold outside!! LOL!
    Should we start calling you butch?
    Are the red birds Cardinals? The large black birds probably are crackles. Nasty birds, they eat everything.
    You do have to water plants to keep them alive. That’s the secret. Shh!!

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