HEY FOREST GUMP…NO GLOBAL WARMING??..TELL IT TO THE POLAR BEARS


//Article in my DAM NEWS today about global warming contributing to making the polar bears endangered.”Amid concerns that global warming is melting the icy habitats of polar bears, the federal government is reviewing whether the animals should be considered a threatened species.”…ya hear that you ignorant asshole?..”Polar bears spend most of their lives on sea ice. Researchers say that if current rates of decline in sea ice continue, the summertime Actic could be ice-free before the end of the century.”….still think there is no global warming you blithering idiot?”The Center for Biological Diversity of Joshua Tree, Calif,; the Natual Resources Defense Council; and environmental group Greenpeace sued in December to seek U.S. protections for the polar bear. “I think it’s a very important acknowlegement that global warming is transforming the Arctic and threatening polar bears with extinction,” said kassie Siegel, a center official.”…..don’t you ever read anything besides the fucking funny paper you, ignoramus dipshit?….
If this is found to be true, and we all know(with the fucking exception of our asshole president) that it is true…who will take care of this problem?Well, since it would affect industries seeking permission to release greenhouse gases or decisions such as setting fuel economy standards for vehicles, we know those Polar bears have a snow ball’s chance in hell to survive…because ole forest has already allowed them to do what the fuck they want ..cause they is his bidness pardners and ole crony asskissers..It’s hard to slap the hands of those corp. business owners when their hands are in his pockets, jacking him off…
fuck me till I melt

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9 Responses to “HEY FOREST GUMP…NO GLOBAL WARMING??..TELL IT TO THE POLAR BEARS”

  1. Lisa Says:

    man, i had no idea that the polar bears were being affected. of course, it makes sense now that i think about it. fuckin forrest!

  2. Scottish Toodler Says:

    You know what is funny to me? The globe probably doesn’t notice this wee bit of warming! The planet has been very hot– thousands of degrees hotter than it is now– so it is not “global warming” except to we frail creatures who cannot survive except in a very narrow temperature range!!! The really funny thing is that WE are the ones that are screwing our own environment!!! …yeah, not really funny…

  3. Nit Wit Says:

    One of my all time favorite lines is from George Carlin, when talking about us distroying the earth.
    “The Earth isn’t going anywhere, We are! The earth will shake us off like a bad case of fleas.”
    I need to find a nice little planet to relocate to that doesn’t have greedy assholes thinking about themselves instead of the future.
    Oops, I said a bad word.

  4. chattymoon2012 Says:

    I’m like you Jackie if there is an article on global warming I read it because I want to know what is going on. I can’t understand why Dubya worships the almighty dollar so much that he is willing to sacrifice the whole planet. He must have his own planet picked out somewhere in space for him and his rich buddies. When this one is fucked up beyond repair, hill fire up his rocket while we burn in hell. What’s wrong with this picture….

  5. JamDaddy Says:

    Global warming if you believe that theory is not just caused by the USA. Think of all the countries where the jobs have gone who have standards less restrictive than the USA’s. They contribute and their emmissions are growing, ours continue to decrease.
    http://www.epa.gov/air/airtrends/aqtrnd03/
    Overseen by the legislative branch not the executive branch for you viewing pleasure.

  6. mentalexcrements Says:

    I feel the need to JAM my foot up someone’s ass….hmmmm. I wonder who will be so lucky?

  7. Beansidhe Says:

    Doesn’t surprise me. Why should the polar bears be any different? We’re already screwing up the habitat of dozens of other animals that are on their way to extinction; the tiger, the orangutan etc. Thing is if we switch over to bio fuel i.e. fuel made from plants it’ll get worse. We’re already hacking away at great swathes of the rain forest to make way for planting soya bean plants. It’ll take a massive, massive amount of ground to be able to grow enough plants to satisfy fuel demands. Thats why this bio-fuel promise is a load of crap.

    Forest and his minions, and the rest of the worlds fuckwit leaders will say anything they think we want to hear to keep us fat, dumb, happy and compliant. A bit like religion really. You can tell they’re lying when you can see their lips move.

    Humans wherever they live are exhausting the planets resources. The sooner we’re extinct the better.

  8. BriteYellowGun Says:

    I am a firm believe in Global Warming…you can’t deny the records that continue to show we are getting warmer and warmer. However, I have to also agree, partially, with Jamdaddy. The U.S. is still the world’s biggest polluter but our emissions do continue to drop. Asia on the other hand, has very few if any emissions standards and the air over there is absolutely eye-watering filthy. China continues to expand it’s economy with no regulations whatsoever and the god(dess) only knows what they’re belching into the atmosphere. They aren’t held to the Kyoto Protocol and they are on their way to becoming the world’s worst offender. Trust me, I would NEVER in a million years support George Bush but from what I understand, part of why the US didn’t sign the Kyoto Protocol was because nobody was holding China responsible for any of their polluting ways. We are but a country of 350 million people, China has 4 times that population and they will be churning out more and more filth than we could ever imagine!

  9. Babs Says:

    I think Jam dude has a crush on you.

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