WOMEN WHO BEHAVE RARELY MAKE HISTORY

Looks like I am going to go down in history…which is better than going down on the Titanic….I used to know a girl who had been down on everything BUT the Titanic….she got more ass than a toilet seat…
ok, I’m done…had to get that out of my system. Sometime’s it’s just a matter of tilting my head and it just falls out..some time’s I open my mouth and it pours out…and sometimes I sit at the computer and my little finners just have a mind of their own and it drips and drabbles all over my blog…What am I talking about?..fuck if I know… I am bumd’ out…this gray weather is getting to me..I have discovered that I am sleeping between 2pm and 6-7pm and think it is because it is so dismal out that I have to sleep through it…and on top of that I swear I can hear grackels chirping in my head…kind of a form of tinitis…instead of a ringing in my ears I have fucking birds chirping…shut the fuck up…I suppose it’s better the chirping birds than little voices telling me to “sicem”….or as it says in my new catalog about faries, goddess,’ etc….”some morning it just doesn’t pay to gnaw through the leather straps”…..
I have a stack of articles that I ripped out of the paper this morning with the full intent of doing one of my world class( a word not associated with me…class) rants about fucking forest gump and his…..STUPIDITY….ARROGANCE, AND (A NEW WORD I JUST MADE UP) ASSHOL’DNESS..but I swear I really have to calm down for a day or two so I can do it with out killing my self from having a stroke..or maybe I’m just waiting for the 7-day’s to pass by so I can go pick up my gun…I mean really…what kind of country do we live in that we are forced to pass laws to keep right wing christians from holding up signs that say “FAGGOT” at funerals of soldiers that have died in a war?….shouldn’t common decency just sort of cover that?. You know….. I used to find it sort of fun and a release to rant and rave about forest gump….but now..its sad and scarry….I am at such a loss to understand what is going on and the absolute loss of power that the people of this country have because of this administration…try to do a 1960’s type of peaceful protest now, and you either get moved behind fences 100 feet away or you get tossed in the clink…I truly think THIS is the dark ages…. I feel helpless, hopeless and the world that I know doesn’t exist anymore….so….Goddess if you’re waiting for your entro….here it is….SMITE THAT ROTTEN SONSABITCH…..SMITE HIM INTO THE BILLOWLY FLAMES OF HELL..

ahhhhh jeeeeez….

ohhhhhhhhhh, monty python is on…..things wil be better now….

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8 Responses to “WOMEN WHO BEHAVE RARELY MAKE HISTORY”

  1. chattymoon2012 Says:

    ya right, Forrest Gump isn’t a joke anymore…I’m getting kind of scared to go outside my house anymore. If it keeps going the way it’s going there will be rag-heads running the place with long knives to cut your head off with. And we will have to go around with a huge black sheetover our heads..come to think of it, at least the sheet would cover this huge body I have 🙂

  2. Nit Wit Says:

    Like I said before, The Gump is convinced he is doing Gods work and the only thing grand enough for someone as important as him is to do everything to bring on the Armageddon and go to his reward. :C

  3. mentalexcrements Says:

    Congrats! You won the Caption Contest!!!

  4. leo myshkin Says:

    last week the daily show did a segment where they listed all gumps transgressions. there must have been over 20 of them, each one bigger than’s clinton’s little adventure.

    i guess it’s true what they say about god looking after drunks and fools. gump’s been both so he’s got that going for him too!

  5. Nancy Says:

    Asspainious, feel free to use it. Gump is asspainious. See works like a charm.

  6. BriteYellowGun Says:

    Are those Fred Phelps imbeciles at it again? Their “protests” at non-gay people’s funerals and whatever make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

  7. Babs Says:

    Monty will make it all better JS… trust in Monty Python and all will be good.

    Oh ya, congrats on the caption contest!! Squeal!!

  8. Scottish Toodler Says:

    I try to fight this adminstration by NOT BEING AFRAID… not being afraid to say what I think. Check out Thom Hartmann’s article in the Sun Magazine archives. He talks alot about how Neo-Cons are trying to take us back to Dickensian times, when only a small ruling elite had money and power, and there was plenty of free labour in the poorhouses.

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