ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISSI QUOTES

St. Francis of Assissi said:”Lord make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow Love. Where there is injury, Pardon. Where there is error, Truth.Where this is discord, Harmony. Where there is doubt, Faith. Where there is dispair, Hope. Where there is darkness, Light. Where there is sorrow, Joy.”

The Goddess Jackie of West says: “Great Mother of us all, make me an instrument of retribution. Where there is hatred, let me sow some attitude adjustments administrated with thy 2×4. Where there is injury, a kiss on their forhead and a kick in their ass. Where there is error, allow me to set them straight with thy mighty bip. Where there is discord, let me be the bringer of hard knocks upon their ass. Where there is doubt, oh Goddess, let me show them the way to the truth. Where there is dispair, let me show them the door and a slight shove. Where there is darkness, let me lead them to the light, kicking and screaming. Where there is sorrow….there is Dr.Pepper and Blue Bell…..”

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3 Responses to “ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISSI QUOTES”

  1. Babs Says:

    After being in AA for many years… I am so laughing right now at your version!!! I like it much better!!!

  2. Brilliantmadness Says:

    HAHAHAHA!!! I think the original version should be edited to the New and Improved Edition! Better yet- replace the Bible with a whole new book! We’ll call it “Jackiesue-isms” 🙂

  3. Scottish Toodler Says:

    I will have to add the JS prayer to my book!!!

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