…….THE PORTABLE DOROTHY PARKER…….

Just finished the book about Dorothy Parker..damn I like that woman..she was so smart and so funny..and so sad…I am going to try and include a Paker Poem every so often…

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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extremporanea;
And love is a thing tht can never go wrong;
And I am the queen of Romania.

ahh, good ole Dorothy Parker.

My bud Wiggley called this am, he had to go make a bid for a job, so our lunch will be tomorrow..he is so funny…he said that Christine wasn’t going to be able to make it so did I just want to meet at Best for Less?…I hesitated for a few seconds cause I had just woke up and wasn’t alert yet..and then I burst out laughing(Best for Less is a motel)..and said..”thanks Wayne, I needed a good laugh.”…made my morning…we both were giggling like 8 year old kids…
I am going into severe denial about my televison watching. Some of my favorite shows are working their way down to the final shows of the series and then going off the air.Alias and West Wing are wrapping up and I am going to miss Alias but they had done just about everything they could on that show,so I can live with that but damn..West Wing was so well written and they have a new president with Jimmy Smits playing a hispanic president..(bet he could do something about the aliens problem)and Alan Alda was so good..I will really miss that show…the writing was stellar and so was the acting..too bad the president we have isn’t as smart and effective as President Bartlett was..(now that I think about it, West Wing is more like sci-fi,as the chances of the United States Of America voting for an electing a mexican american from San Antonio, Texas for President is a little out of this world.)
Looks like we should know if Kinky got enough signitures to get on the ballot by June. I am pretty sure he did and so did that ‘wench’ Strayhorn. She made a comment that she was getting her signatures from teachers and Kinky was getting his from bars and honkey tonks..bitch…hey, drunks vote too..how else can you explain Bush?
Judas Priest..if I see Tom Cruise on one more tv show I may go screaming naked down the street.Plus I am sick to the point of gagging about that kid of his…Suri has a head full of hair..so maybe she is Suri with the fringe on top…
Well, going to post more later in a differnt post probably as I have to go see about getting an oil change for the truck…and maybe even run it through the car wash and clean the inside of it..cause it sure can use it…

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16 Responses to “…….THE PORTABLE DOROTHY PARKER…….”

  1. Junebugg Says:

    Do we get to see a picture of you “nekked” running down the street? 8-}

  2. michele Says:

    If katie knew what we know
    she would take the baby,
    running down the street
    screaming.

  3. Galt-In-Da-Box Says:

    First comment on the blog of one of my biggest fans…What to say? Damn, I hate bloggers’ block.
    Particularly if it feels like the kind you’ll have to use a high-fiber colonic to dispatch!

  4. Joshua Says:

    Great Parker poem. And Tom Cruise is perhaps the most annoying person in all of Hollywood these days. I think it’s just to divert the “gay” rumors about him.

    I bet he refers to a part of his anatomy as “the Cruise missile.”

  5. apositivepessimist Says:

    i have managed to NOT see anything of the latest cruise production. thank buggery eh.

  6. PJ Says:

    West Wing will be missed greatly. I understand the viewers began dropping off. I never did care for Alias. It was so out there, like Lost is more down to earth, right? Ha.
    If Kinky is getting the bars and honkey tonks and she is getting her sigs from teachers, I do think the bars and honkey tonks have many more people than there are teachers. That should tell you something.
    Tom Cruise is going through his second or third childhood and is nothing more than a middle aged man trying to act like a teeny bopper which he no longer is. Funny you should say that about Suri. The first thing I thought of when I heard the name is a surrey with the fringe on top. Ha.
    My car is staying together by the dirt, I swear. If I wash it that will be the end of it. It will fall apart.

  7. Clance' McClannahan Says:

    Dot’s life was so sad in so many ways. I love her.
    I use 3 dots always…
    ‘cept right now becuase I amin the wierdest freaking mood. Giddy and silly and hyper for some reason and it is 10:53PM ……………………….
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  8. Nit Wit Says:

    Cruse missel… I like that.
    Thanks for all the help, hope you didn’t burn yourself. I might have to check this Godess out.:)

  9. Crystal Says:

    I got it!

    And you’re a bad girl for the Smits comment. I like that in a woman.

  10. BriteYellowGun Says:

    If I even see Tom Cruise’s face I immediately change the channel. Some of us just truly couldn’t care less!!! So? Did you end up at Best for Less? (What a strange name for a motel)

  11. BriteYellowGun Says:

    You goof! RYC: Dick Clark is NOT dead although he did have a stroke about a year or so ago.

  12. Le Pixie Says:

    I can’t say I’ve ever watched Alias or West Wing- but I’m so with you on that Tom Cruise statement. Who fucking cares about how happy he is that he made Katie preggo and they had a baby. That shit happens every freaking day guy. I heard that he was on Letterman and while exclaiming his happiness, Letterman says, I notice you aren’t married, or something like that, and Tom got a bit pissy…lol!

  13. R. U. A. DorkLikeMe Says:

    hehehe I dunno why but when you said “suri with the fringe” it made me think of someone’s hairy ol cooter..ack!! bAD BAD image! Yeah that’s where I saw Jewel too…on the Ellen show..I swear now that she’s gone back to her original style I nearly danced around like a nut haha!

  14. leo myshkin Says:

    has kinky ever been on the daily show? is there a new rule that you have to do a few colbert reports before you get the big publicity of the daily show?

    these are questions i need answered.

  15. michele Says:

    Hey yellowdog,here again by
    way of blogmad….it’s working.

  16. Babs Says:

    Will you let me know when they start doing re-runs of LOST? I haven’t watched any of the second season.

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