The sound you are hearing is me …I started the 3 glasses of water per meal and water in between meals diet..I actually think it might be working. I get full faster and eat less. I also have a path cut through the carpet from chair to bathroom, and make that funny sloshing sound when I walk.The best part is I now have the cleanest kidney’s in West.be back..have to pee..
ahhhhhh, feel so much better..
I said that I would do laundry today, but I lied..but Babs already knew that.I just checked out my tshirt drawer and unless I decide that wearing my night/shirt tshirts is a bad thing, I have enough tshirts to last 2 more weeks. Have plenty of sheets but running low on towels..so may just do a load of towels…or………just not bathe for 2 weeks..hey,if the French can do it..why not moi?..
I still haven’t got the lawn mower to start after the first time..so lawn still looks like crap. My plants are doing well, but other that one lone scrawny little jalopena (which was hotter than a motherfucker) I have no veggies …rats..but damn the plants look good..just barren..
Ok, enough stalling..apos gave me the letter P and have to use 6 words beginning with P that say something about me…you all know what the first P word is don’t you….with out giving it much thought…here goes
Pussy- but you knew that didn’t you..yes, P is for Pussy..and yes I do have one..it is just out of commission for any trenching..the cobwebs would prevent any action in the nether regions of my loins…only action down there is ridding itself of all the water I have been drinking..it’s only fuction is for outies, not innies..
P is for Parent…which I suck at.
P is for perservere…which I have and will continue to do, just to piss off the republicans.
P is for prayers…which I believe in and do alot of…for my friends, for friends of my friends..for family and family of friends..mostly I say this one prayer over and over and over again..Please Goddess, smite him…bip him…take him out..actually it’s more like a mantra…smite him..bip him…take him out…smite him..bip him…take him out…go team…
P is for piss, which I am full of with a dash of vinegar on the side.
P is for puzzles..I love puzzles..I do 3 crossword puzzles a day, in pen…I have an old crossword puzzle dictionary that I have had for 30 years..I keep adding new words to it that the dictionary doesnt have..I think I would like to make my own crossword puzzle dictionary someday..I also believe it is perfectly OK to cheat if need be..
jeez I hope that is 6 cause I am done for..can’t think of another P word that would work for me..oh yeah….One more…
P is for prick…as in my 3 exhusbands..and neil and bob from crapster…
I would like to leave you with this one bit of wisdom….the higher up the circus monkey climbed the pole…the more ass he showed..
ya’ll have a nice weekend…and come back and see us…ya’hea?