Babs and I have decided we are tired of waiting on the Goddess to hustle us up some rain…so we are going to have our bareassed naked rain dance…I think the best time would during a full moon, but Babs says I am off on my dates again, as full moon has passed..so I say fuckit..we’ll just have it this Saturday…at midnight…be sorta Saturday/Sunday…so for all you people all over Texas who are in need of rain…and for the rest of you that need rain also, or just like to run around naked in your yard doing a pagan dance…midnight is the appointed time…I will only have to remove my drawers as I run around the house half naked most of the time anyhow..so…take off all your clothes..run out into the yard…..and point your ass toward the sky…mooon the moon…do a little wiggle….and then do a little dance…you can do the funky chicken, the waltz, polka, dirty bop, hip-hop, the watusi,the twist, or the mashed potato…(man, am I dating myself with some of these dances…hehee)..you can add music…loud and proud…fuck them neighbors…you should be back inside the house fully clothed before the cops get there.Don’t think the type of dance is nearly important as the act of dancing.I will crank up “In the jungle, the mighty jungle..the lion sleeps tonight.”….Rain being the lion…
I am not worried about getting caught naked dancing in the yard..half the neighborhood has seen my ass in one form of dress or undress for 12 years..and if I’m going to get busted in West for anything…rather it be for dancing naked in my yard than for dancing naked in your yard…
So….who’s in?….I know there are plenty of you out there that don’t have yards to dance naked in..but surely you’re not afraid to jerk them curtains back and do a little dance in front of them…it’s for a good cause….RAIN….


  1. Babs Says:

    I just watched a thunderstorm go just east of me on the radar. Fucker. It was oh so close, but yet so far away…

    PS. http://www.srh.noaa.gov/fwd/ is now saying we have a good chance of heavy rain this weekend. I’ll believe it when I see it!

  2. Joshua Says:

    “Have you ever danced with the Goddess in the pale moonlight?”

    It is pretty secluded at my place, I don’t think I’d have a chance of getting caught if I danced naked in my backyard, but we’re not too hard up for rain out here. Good luck with your dancing though, be sure you do the hustle and walk like an Egyptian. Maybe you need one of those rain sticks to shake around as well. Body paint might not hurt either.

    I might shake a dildo at the moon for good measure.

  3. Autumn Says:

    You go girl!

  4. Jezebelle Says:

    Where I am we get plenty of fucking rain. The grass and flowers are drowning. They look as if they wanna say”Please just fucking stop”. We don’t have dirt here. Just fucking mud. So I don’t wanna do the rain dance for here. But I will for you. Will that be midnight your time or midnight my time?

  5. yellowdog granny Says:

    that’s midnight central time…
    and even in you dont need rain where you are..just tell her its for texas and oklahoma…

  6. Carina Says:

    I do this most Saturday nights, rain or shine. Doesn’t everyone?

  7. Nit Wit Says:

    If I dance dressed or naked It will cause drought for everyone everywhere.
    Add to that the fact that I would have to pay damages to anyone who might see me and go blind. No fences to hide behind.
    When I was in kindergarden the teacher taught us the Twist and almost got fired. I have avoided dancing since.

  8. apositivepessimist Says:

    heh I surfed into yer boghole via blogmad.

    get it…rain + dust/dirt = bog.

    anyway, I did the nudie dance last night which could be technically when your today was.

  9. maritzia Says:

    *laughs* Good god almighty, we sure don’t need anymore rain here. At least it isn’t as wet as last summer, but still, I don’t want to risk confusing the Good Lady into accidentally sending rain in our direction. I’ll just say a nice decorous prayer for your rain in Texas *giggles*.

    Besides, if I dance naked in the yard, I’ll get dog poop all over my feet!

  10. Babs Says:

    We just got some rain!!!! Keep the naked rain dance threat. Just the threat might be enough!!!

  11. Tiredawg Says:

    I was in until the neighbors started laughing at me.

  12. leo myshkin Says:

    years ago when i over indulged i did that lots without even knowing it.

    i had a bitch neighbor that was always mad at me for taking a leak in the back yard.

  13. Nancy Says:

    I think that this should be video taped for educational purposes. The Rain Dance preformed by JS & Bab’s in the nude, let the drumming begin…I’ll be the drummer in the nude. Can we paint our bodies?

  14. Scruffybutt Says:

    The neighbors said we got lots of rain last night at our house in NW Dallas. We weren’t here because earlier in the day the power went out. TXU says 5,000 peeps were without electricity last night, and for us to expect outages for the rest of the summer. Wha ??? Like, that’s just supposed to be okay?

    When y’all are dancin tonite, get me some rain over in East Dallas, too, wouldya? That’s where our new house is, and where we stayed last night. Not a drop of rain over there.


    (My Mommy sent me over here.)

  15. Galt-In-Da-Box Says:

    Wish I could send you some of the surplus we’re getting up here right now.
    It’s not a thunderstorm at night, so it’s just making shit hotter and stinkier.

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