TWO…TWO…TWO POSTS IN ONE.


I was undecided about which to post on ..and decided fuckit…I’ll do both…
First of all, there are a slew of new billboards going up and from the looks of them…someone’s not happy….Billboards are going up in Miami, Dallas, Atlanta,Phoenix and Los An
geles. The biggest push for them is coming from Grassroots.org, an on-line organization based in Iowa. What’s on the billboards you say?….”Stop the invasion.”...There are other organizations that are putting out billboards too. A similar group made up of war veterans and members of other organizations opposed to illegal immigration, launched billboards in New Mexico and Colorado that feature three U.S.-labeled soldiers’ helmets on rifles planted bayonet-first in an image of the U.S. Their message:”Mr. President. They Didn’t Die for Open Borders.”..another billboard displays the message:”Welcome to Sanctuary City. Relax, you made it.” The sanctuary reference is to a defunct Denver ordinance that prohibited police from using local resources on federal enforcement issues such as immigration.
Some groups opposed to the billboards say they will incite people to violence against the illegal aliens…and force them into hidding…Maybe if their scared enough, they will stay home…it works for them..
.I wouldn’t go to Neuavo Laredo because of all the gangs, thieves, kidnappers, etc. Welcoming them with free hospitalization and medicare benefits isn’t keeping them away…maybe fear will..that and fining the business owners who hire them…I don’t want you to think I am for violence against illegal aliens, truly I am not..but I am not oppsed to kicking their asses out of Texas eitther…
ok..now for the good part…..
WHAT TO GET THE PRESIDENT WHO HAS EVERYTHING…………………..
This one I find extremely funny…..The Sultan of Brunei gave ole forest gump The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook and a dvd of he musical Singin’ in the Rain. Does
anyone besides me see the hidden meaning in those gifts??? After Forest gets through singing in the rain…he will have use for the Survival Handbook…cause America will have gone to hell in a handbasket by then….
The former Italian Prime-Minister Silvio Berlusconi gave ole Forest an $8,500 marble statue of Hercules, the athletic son of Zeus in Greek mythology, and a Moby Dick watch with an alligator band. Former Canadian Prime-Minister Paul Martin’s gift in April 2004 was a protective vest worn by rodeo cowboys, embroidered with American and Canadian flags.(Please no more fucking cowboy references to this ‘all hat and no cattle’ asshole.)
Ole Forest’s hand holding friend Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia gave him a pair of Cowboy’s ball caps(valued at $40), navy blue polyester pullover with embroidered “D” on the front and
Cowboys on the back ($70) and a navy blue varisty jacket with leather sleaves.($200).(does the D stand for Dummy?….Dufus..?..Dickhead???)
Jordan’s King Abdullah and Queen Rania presented ole Forest with a circa-1884 Colt revolver pistol and 10 other vintage firearms the White House valued at $12,000. At another time the King gave him a Dakota Arms sniper rifle with an 8-inch scope worth $10,000.(please keep that fucker away from Cheney).
The word is that Forest doesn’t drink……………………………………………….yeah, right! anyhow, he received 12 bottles of dry red wine from Mikheil Saakashvill, president of Georgia:a case-and-a half of Algerian reds in June 2004 from Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika: and six bottles from the president of Tunisia. From French President Jacques Chirac, he got a wooden Lalique cigar humidor valued at $2,895. Mr. Chirac also gave Forest an 1850 edition of Alexis de Tocqueville’s Democracy in America worth $1,500.
Fuck..we all know little Forest can’t read.Every one knows that little kid was reading the goat book TO Forest and not him reading it to the little boy…
sooooo, just when you think things can’t get any more fucked up???? they get worse..
Wonder if ole Forest will loan me his sniper with the 8-inch scope…ha…he wishes he had a 8 inch scope…

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8 Responses to “TWO…TWO…TWO POSTS IN ONE.”

  1. Nancy Says:

    I wouldn’t want any of those gifts except maybe the wine. Wine might me good for relaxing to.

  2. leo myshkin Says:

    maybe courtenay love could give him the clap.

  3. Lauren Says:

    You’ll notice that nobody tried to give forest gump a clue. . . They knew it was a waste of time. . .

    Until President Fox has the proverbial gun put to his head, he has no incentive to do anything to improve the Mexican economy and give people a reason to stay there. . . Funny how that works. . . NOT!

  4. Jezebelle Says:

    Forrest should get the hint that even his peers don’t like him from most of his gifts.I sure as hell hope he does not regift that damn gun to Cheney.

    BTW-In case you don’ts ee my comment. I am just going out of state to visit family. The computer there is tempermental so I don’t know if I will get to blog much. But if I get pissed about something I will find a way!

  5. Clance' McClannahan Says:

    Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, there was a little Mexican boy. His mom was in the kitchen baking and he was watching her. He stuck his hands in some flour and put it on his face. He looked at his mom and was said “Look mommy, I’m a white boy”. His mother slapped him and told him to go see his father.
    The little boy went into the livingroom and said “Look Daddy I’m a white boy”. His father slapped him and told him to go see his grandmother.
    He walked into another part of his villa and saw his Grandmother and said “look Abuela (“Very Respectful”Grandmother) I’m a white boy”. His Abuela slapped him and told him to go see his mother.
    The little boy walked back into the kitchen.
    His mother looked at him sternly and asked him “Did you learn anything from that?”.
    The boy looked at his mother and said “yeah I have only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!”

  6. apositivepessimist Says:

    i’d be going at the business owners that hire them…if nobody did they probably wouldn’t be there…well except for the free medical care.

    the ole prince from saudi arabia is a bit of a tightarse. then again it is forest.

    heh @ clance’s joke.

  7. Nit Wit Says:

    I wonder about all the firearms being given to the Gump. It’s like their saying, here kid play with this.
    I love that survival guide. The Sultan must have a pretty good sense of humor.

  8. BriteYellowGun Says:

    You mean nobody sent him Anthrax? Damn!

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