In the summer time….today is the first day of summer and also the longest day of the year…..or does it just seem like it because the Mav’s lost..? fiddle fuck!So close yet so far..Considering it is June and it’s Texas, the temperature should be in the 100’s..but it is only in the low 90’s..Nice breeze…and I am sitting at computer watching my wild birds eat and play..The male cardinals are chasing each other in loops through the porch…every now and then I see a red blur followed by another red blur…and then back they go..Here comes my blue jay..he walks like one of them old timey gunslingers..legs apart and wings cocked.. his head stuck up and out…making like jerky motions....like Gene Wilder in that movie with Richard Pryor…when they are going to jail…’yes, I’m bad…’..
Lots of stuff in the DAM NEWS (no paper this am…so had to go buy one..fuckers)..past couple of days..one that I find very funny although it is in a very sick article about that scum bag Brian Doyle who was in a department of Homeland Security …they caught him on line trying to have sex with a 14-year old girl…he also managed to slide in some person feelings about ole Forest..”nice guy but not a good president..he is not very bright and it is evident..bush is a liar..there were NO weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, total lie to go to war.”
But then for however dumb he might think Forest is…at least the dumb ass didn’t get busted for trying to have sex with a 14-year old and have a computer full of tennage porn at his job..Ole Forest really knows how to hire good help…
Speaking of our dipshit president..he is in Vienna, Austria..and one of Austria’s widely read news magazine Profil featured dipshit on its cover this week, under the headline:”The Mad World of George Bush.”
“What makes the leader of the last superpower tick? Just how fanatical is he?” the magazine asked.It drew a very unflattering psychological profile of the president”Bush on the Couch.”
Ahhhh, aren’t we all proud of him…he is a joke…and no one knows it more that the rest of the world..here at home we are slowly but surely wising up..although some like me knew he was a fuckup from day one..
Since I had such great results with my nekked ass rain dance…I may try to use my nekked dancing to get rid of forest..Maybe if I shake my fat ass at the moon enough the Goddess will get riled up and bip him onto one of the rings around Jupiter..Hey, it’s worth a try..plus I am starting to like running around nekked in my yard.
To bad there is no pay in it..I may have found my niche in life…nekked ass dancer….nah….I have seen my ass nekked and it ain’t purty…
fuckme till forest is long gone…