I’m not the only one that gets spam…everybody gets spam…spam,spam spam,spam..fucking spam…. Do we all get the same generic spam or is our spam just for us and us alone?..If that is the case…they don’t fucking know jackshit…or in this case Jackie’s shit.. Because according to my spam…I need a bigger dick and pills to make it work better..and If my new and bigger dick stays hard for longer than 4 hours I need to see a Dr….let me tell you folks..if I had a dick, and it stayed hard for 4 hours I would be running around showing it to everyone in the city of West…’Look at my dick…have you ever seen a dick so big and hard before in your life?.. don’t you wish you had my dick?now that’s a dick for you…”…I have always known that women do things bigger and better than men…and I would have the evidence right there in my hands to prove it..a bigger better dick..and it stays hard for 4 hours..beat that..er.. top that…uh…well, you know what I mean.Another reason why I know that the spammers don’t know me is they keep trying to fix me up with older Christian men.One was even for older black Christian men…First of all you moronic assholes..I’m a pagan…and second of all, if I’m going to be out there dating..I wouldn’t want some ole fart who voted republican and goes to Church..thanks but no thanks. Plus the Goddess has promised me first dibs at Antonio Banderas when he divorce’s ole what’s her face…
The spammers also think I need a new car,a new house,a boat and insurance for all of them…They also seem to think I need more education…and in the words of Pink Floyd..we don’t need no more edukashun…leave us kids alone…They want to send me to school to study real estate,fashion design,interior design,and criminal law…They want to give me free stuff too. Fabreeze freshners, House of Olay face cleansers(Junebugg says they are really good, and when I decided to try them out..they quit sending me the spam),lap tops, XBOXES,Ipods, DVD’s,movies,cell phones,magazine subscriptions,free meals at Denney’s, Red Lobster,Black Eyed Peas and Steak and Ale..Trips to Disneyland, and every resort in the U.S. E-Bay wants to give me free tips, and Pogo wants me to sign up to their special club that is only $5 a month, when I can play there for free.I get offered work of all sorts, typing,computer jobs, being a store shopper, and selling everything from houses to livestock…The most amazing thing they want from me…is my opinion…are these people fucking crazy..???? asking for my opinion…yeah, that will work real well for them.You want to know what I think..I think you should stop sending me all this fucking spam. Speaking of black Christian suitors, I did get a sweet email from a black Christian gentleman in Nirobi that is willing to cut me in on a great money making plan..all I have to do is give him my bank account number, I’ll let you know how that turns out..
I was sort of ok with all the different types of spam…then today I got one that made me a tad nervous…it’s for a burial plot, but just to show how little they know about ole Jackiesue…..it’s a plot for two…Who sees the irony in that one….
fuckme till spam comes out my ass….
p.s…fucking blogger won’t let me upload, down load or put pictures on my blog..fuck you guys..